These are all of the extant episodes of You Look Nice Today. Click the title for more information and to download each episode for free. It’s easy, we swear.
|Vintage Vape||2015-05-16 11:36|| |
Whether you like baseball, chicken dinners, multilevel marketing, or The Price is Right, we offer several varietals of bespoke juices you can enjoy with your family for generations.
|Scat Academy (Part 1)||2013-11-01 19:06|| |
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™.
No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.
In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue: read more »
|Make a Given Wish||2013-01-02 18:44|| |
As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need. read more »
|Schrodinger's Conference Bag||2012-12-02 10:48|| |
Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference & Expo™!
Get ready for an epic showcase of big-idea ideations and tactical tactics to be held in the picturesque Los Altos Community Centre, December 2nd 2012!
Join old colleagues and make new friends in an immersive networking environment of blue-sky solutioneering and overcoats! Experience a wide-ranging and impactful offering of Keynotes, Panels, Super-Panels, Breakout Sessions, Birds-of-a-Feathers, Hands-On Demonstrations, and Interactive Receptionettes that will lavish you with a literal bag of pro-active informational materials that you can cuddle with…today!
You will learn about: read more »
|Adam Ruins Everything||2012-11-02 08:46|| |
Listen. It’s actually very simple.
When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today “Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a world of theoretically unlimited income.
Recruit two friends, ask them to recruit two friends, and—BOOM—you’re reviving even the most tired franchise.
|Poolside||2012-10-02 14:06|| |
ATTENTION! POOL RULES!
|Morning Glory||2012-09-02 14:44|| |
TO: Paul Polman, CEO
Dear Mr. Polman,
I hope you can help me.
You are in charge of a massive, multinational food and detergent company. So I understand that you are a very busy man. My problem, while small compared to all of the things you must worry about every day, is of dire importance to me.
I have been a fan of your Ragu line of pasta sauces for many years.
Specifically, I love your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce.
More specifically, I love to have sex with your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce. read more »
|The Rules||2012-08-01 23:03|| |
Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership!
Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sports Package and Premium Ground Effects. This favored daughter of luxury is blessed with power steering, calfskin cup holders, and eleven LCD screens. And, she is yours today, my friend, for the pittance of $32,000.
[silence] read more »
|Gellies Local 416||2012-07-01 22:10|| |
Thieving Threesome Nabbed
(California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $400 in merchandise. The men refused to identify themselves, giving only their local club affiliation: Gellies Local 416.
“This wasn’t your normal grab-and-go,” said Target assistant manager Charles Monjohnson. “Like what they were wearing: fezzes, vests, and some kind of extremely roomy jumpsuit.”
Also strange, he said, were the items they attempted to steal. A partial list: read more »
|Druthers, CA||2012-06-01 23:04|| |
Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us:
• Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now, pay it forward.