The Sake Period
Subject: #1228743 “Mann”
Application Date: September 4, 1980
Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.
No signs of progress.
Pictured, above, is Subject’s self-declared “Summer Transformation.” No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painter’s pants, fake Adidas “four-striper” sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork suspenders.
It is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.
APPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)
BONUS PICTURE ABOVE: Adam Lisagor, c. 1994.
ASSOCIATED MEDIA:
cyber goth dreads
Enter the Dragon mirror scene
Hey Baby by Bruce Channel
Sad Eyes by Robert John
Infinity by Journey
PHOTOS:
Merlin Mann (top), Wikia (bottom)
What better way
to star the month of December with the warm and sweet stones of YLNTD.
Cringe-worthy
This episode is my perfect storm of awkward cake.
Merlin summed it up for me with “I wish I couldn’t relate”.
I just woke up from this dream
And, as a disclaimer, I’m sure a lot of people here claim they had dreams in regards to YLNT, but this is serious, okay?
I walked out to my back porch for a smoke and I could hear an episode of YLNT being blasted from a stereo. I turned to look next door and there were dozens of people. Literally, dozens, drinking and laughing. And I raised my fist in the air and yelled, much like Gibson in Braveheart, “You Look Nice Today!!!” and much like his army, they responded “Blaaaahhhhh!!!!”
It seems because I live in Florida, I’m one of the only YLNT fans in a 300 mile radius. Actually, I’ve met one other. So, yeah, beautiful dream.